Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like a Repair Bill

As I gear up to celebrate another year of surviving adulthood (yay me), the universe decided to gift me with… a check engine light. Not quite the birthday present I had in mind, but hey, who needs nice things when you can have a flashing warning light and a huge repair bill?!

This is where you come in. I’m raising funds to help cover the cost of getting my car back on the road so I can continue doing all the important things—like running errands, going to my increasing number of doctor's appointments as I become an "elder queer" and pretending I know what that weird noise from the engine means.

If you were planning to buy me a gift or send me a card this year, consider tossing a few bucks my way instead. Every little bit helps—seriously. Plus, you'll earn some good karma and the eternal satisfaction of helping keep a fellow adult functioning.

Thanks for the love and support. Happy birthday to me! LOL